Snow Plagues Illinois State University
The Great Town of Normal has offically adopted its long time unofficial philosophy. In an effort to use more natural, reusable energies, and promote itself as a “Green” city, the town has decided to use natural seasonal climate changes to decrease its carbon footprint.
“We pride ourselves in being Eco-friendly and economically responsible.” says Mayor Mike Crammer, he went on to say, “We can’t waste earth’s resources clearing unimportant roads such as University Court.”
“We have a large student population which we refuse to benefit with any scrap of municipal services.” Crammer added.
“I live on an unimportant side street, and I have to drive very carefully to avoid spinning out and parking in my neighbors lawn”, Normal resident Phil McBain states with a cold glassy stare, “but I sleep better at night knowing my taxes don’t go toward killing Mother Gia, or helping students. didn’t we outlaw them?1”
We can all hope other towns follow in Normals footsteps2 in becoming more “Green” and hating students.
Notes:
1Yes we did.
2Footprints?
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