In 1998 the Illinois General Assembly enacted a bill to force radio station to play three consecutive Metallica songs at least once daily. This requirement for radio is alike to station identification, emergency broadcast tests, and mindless banter for four hours starting at six every morning. This was turbulent time in the Commonwealth of Illinois.
Governor Jim Edgar had all but endorsed Scientology, and was getting relations from his campaign manager. Chicago sports teams, also inundated with the doctrines of Scientology, earned a reputation as amateurish1. There was also the flooding of the Mississippi (’93 & ’972).
Also plaguing the airwaves was Alternative Rock and canned Hip-Hop acts, this prompted Illinois’ youth to act like depressed hippies or like inner-city thugs. Schools and youth organizations were hopelessly trying to find young people who were angry social misfits. Teenagers lacked the raw uncensored rage they had in the 1980s.
The 1980s were a fine time to live in Illinois. The Bears were worthy of the killers they’re named after. Lake Michigan wasn’t covered with a film of petrochemicals3. The Mississippi, the sultry mistress of the west, stayed in her banks, but continued to seduce mid-westerners from Mediocre Moline to Glorious East St. Louis. Most importantly, heavy metal music was played over the airwaves all day everyday.
It was an attempt to recapture the magic of the 1980s4, and perhaps it worked5.
Notes:
1The Bulls don’t count, they belonged to everybody6.
2“93 was supposed to be a hundred year flood, so we didn’t move.”
3It was covered with petroleum processing byproduct, but it added to the shimmer of the lake at sunrise.
4The prohibition of alcohol was also considered to recapture the magic of the 1920s.
5Unlike prohibition.
6Now that they are Jordanless, they are the sole possesion of Chicago and it’s outlaying areas