Earlier today a large projectile of feces encountered a fast rotating steel blade attached to a electric motor powered by a DC current converted from the AC current in a house electrical outlet. The feces was then scattered around the area of the fan in a circular pattern perpendicular to the contraption with a radius of three feet.
The poop was seen to be thrown directly at the electrical appliance and then made contact with a sickening sound. Witness indicated that everything within the vicinity of the wind making device was covered with tiny poop particles.
Later, experts were able to show that what appeared to be a bowel movement traveling in a straight line was actually half of a parabolic projectile motion. This was cause for celebration for physicists but cause for annoyance for whoever has to clean it up.
